hair pieces: Nelson’s vs. Sloppy Joan

When a dear friend of mine came to meet Sloppy Joan for the first time, she first smothered her in snuggles and auntie adoration, but as soon as she set her down, she grabbed her phone and started searching. “So … you have to see this,” she said. “This” was an SNL skit about infant toupees, which begs the question, who wears their hair with more confidence?

Nelson’s squad …