Sisters Say What? (Vol. 9)

I’m a Taurus. – JoJo
I’m a Scorpio – Me
I’m a buffalo! – Sloppy Joan
What?! – JoJo
I mean a Hufflepuff – Sloppy Joan

My favorite is Joe Biden. Well … Biden or God, because he made us. And cars. – Sloppy Joan

I love Mrs. Abbs. And when she was little, her name was Julie. – Sloppy Joan

Stop! You’re hurting my penis! – Sloppy Joan

Can you look at my pooples? – Spike
Um … – Me
Is it pupils? Why are you looking at me like that? – Spike

How am I supposed to ride in this? There are like 50mph gushes! – JoJo

Your poop smells like chips and dip. – Sloppy Joan

Are you speaking whale? – Me to Sloppy Joan
No, silly. I only know fish. – Sloppy Joan

We’re a knockoff version of apes. – JoJo

If you had mastitis in 2020 it would be called maskitis. – Spike

Have you ever thought about how your upper body is always just along for the ride? – Spike

When were you diagnosed with pregnancy? – JoJo

Dad, just vote for the sweatiest team. You know they’re going to win. – Sloppy Joan

Give me that construction site paper. – Sloppy Joan

It’s what’s on the inside that counts.– Me
Like the bones and squishy stuff? – Sloppy Joan

I just wait till everyone’s asleep and then I take a piece of mama’s water cup. – Sloppy Joan

I kissed him five times. But the one at school was an accident. – Sloppy Joan
Really, because it kind of sounds like you’re lying. – Hank
I know. – Sloppy Joan

Let’s stop talking about how I pooped in the water. It’s stressing me out. – Sloppy Joan

In heaven I bet they don’t have vegetables, just candy. And when you fart I bet you can see it. – Sloppy Joan

Listen with your ear balls! – Spike

I scraped it, and it stinged like the h word. I can’t even like … It stinged like the h word. That’s the only way I can say it, mom. – Sloppy Joan

I just thought you kissed and passed the pregnancy germs to each other. – Spike

His parents look like the type who like to really party at the fall festival. – Sloppy Joan

I would go to the highest scrape tower … I mean cape scraper. And hide. – Sloppy Joan
Skyscraper, babe. – Me
That’s where you’re going? – Sloppy Joan

I’m an octopus and these are my testicles. – Sloppy Joan

You know what I really like? I like that this conversation is all about me. – Sloppy Joan

I think this is illegal. – Sloppy Joan, removing her shirt for an ultrasound.

They’re going to let you do a makeup class since you were sick. – Me
Do I get to pick the colors? – Sloppy Joan
What colors? – Me
Of the makeup. – Sloppy Joan

I couldn’t help it! Those farts were ready to be born! – Spike

What’s the windshield going to be at 11, mom? They only let us go out for recess if the windshield is like 10 below or something. – Sloppy Joan