Unprompted apologies are so few and far between. But when they come, it’s like a Saturday morning at confession. Who’s more sorry?
Spike (writing an apology letter to our favorite caregiver, “Kay-Kay”) …
Or Ruuuuuuuubbbben Studdard …
Who can thaw your frozen heart?
Spike + JoJo …
or these chicks? …
They felt the need for speed and Spike felt the need, the need to pee. And we didn’t make it in time so she had to change into a Pull-Up at a rest stop somewhere in the Midwest. But, going by strut alone …
Who has the right stuff?
Spike + Daddy …
or Maverick + Goose?
Speaking of just being Miley, who rules the wrecking ball?
Spike* …
[*Insert “wrecking ball” every time you hear “egger ba”.]
Miley …
Who rocks the rose-colored glasses like a boss?
Spike …
Sir Elton …
Who caught the best wind?
Sloppy …
Maya Rudolph 100 percent killin it …
Which one won the tutu throwdown?
Spike …
Ace …
Who’s fancier?
Spike …
… or Miss Azalea …