So Says Sloppy Joan

A lesson in chewing

May 29, 2015

When Sloppy Joan’s first tooth came through and we started putting diced delicacies on her high chair tray, the toddler tradition of placing food in her mouth, where it was tongued and eventually sent out in a tiny tidal wave of drool, began. So, I started showing her how to chew. Demonstrating. But now I’m getting the sense that she’s mocking me. Sure, I probably exaggerated the motions. I mean, I wanted her to be able to see.

At first I thought it was cute. Like a sweet little old man who’d misplaced his dentures.

But I’m starting to get the impression she’s making fun of me. This must be what I look like to her when I do it. Like a largemouth bass with peanut butter in its teeth.

The case mounts.

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  • Reply libby May 29, 2015 at 7:44 pm

    she is SO BIG and SO CUTE! is it just me, or does she look a lot like JoJo??

  • Reply Ryan May 29, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    Bring me dat baby!

  • Reply Nissa May 29, 2015 at 9:19 pm

    oh my gosh! and then she just looks at you like, “yeah? so what?”

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