“Dad, I have a lot to say, can you come back?” – Spike getting tucked in for the night.
“Look at his cute little belly button!” – Spike discovering an unfamiliar body part on her sittermate after he went potty.
“I got my badges!” – Spike after she put two Kroger smiley face stickers on her chest in two very precise places.
“Before you say anything, I just need some privacy for a moment.” – JoJo acting like a 28 year old.
“I lilerally didn’t even know what to do.” – JoJo, who now uses “lilerally” to set up every verb.
“This shrimp is bomb.” – JoJo
“Mil, I love you with my whole heart.” – Spike rebounding from a brutal timeout for being mean.
“Mama, I thought about you today. All day. About how you love me and you sing songs and you give me kisses and you have a computer.” – Spike on the drive back from the sitter.
Me: “Is this what you want to wear tomorrow?”
Spike: “Well it is something fancy, isn’t it?”
“I can’t see that, Mama, because I am blonde.” – Spike
“Wait! I’d look ridiculous with a beard!” – JoJo reconsidering a facial hair call.
“Mom you want me to watch on you? I can watch on you. It’s fine.” – Spike, genuinely concerned about me being in the tub alone.
“And they were all blah, blah, blah, you’re so fashion. I was all blah, blah, blah, I just don’t want you to say poopy.” – Spike talking to me while I take a bath.
“I told her I’m being complicated and don’t care right now.” – Spike
“Now THAT’S what I want to be!” – JoJo pointing to a flock of birds
“You know, I’m not impressed.” – Spike’s commentary on getting ready for bed.