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hair pieces: Nelson’s vs. Sloppy Joan

August 10, 2015

When a dear friend of mine came to meet Sloppy Joan for the first time, she first smothered her in snuggles and auntie adoration, but as soon as she set her down, she grabbed her phone and started searching. “So … you have to see this,” she said. “This” was an SNL skit about infant toupees, which begs the question, who wears their hair with more confidence?

Nelson’s squad …  

… or sweet, sweet Sloppy Joan: 
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Spike vs. Ruben Studdard

May 7, 2015

Unprompted apologies are so few and far between. But when they come, it’s like a Saturday morning at confession. Who’s more sorry?

Spike (writing an apology letter to our favorite caregiver, “Kay-Kay”) …

Or Ruuuuuuuubbbben Studdard …



Spike and Daddy vs. Goose and Maverick

March 16, 2015

They felt the need for speed and Spike felt the need, the need to pee. And we didn’t make it in time so she had to change into a Pull-Up at a rest stop somewhere in the Midwest. But, going by strut alone …

Who has the right stuff?

Spike + Daddy …

or Maverick + Goose?



Spike vs. Miley Cyrus

March 10, 2015

Speaking of just being Miley, who rules the wrecking ball?

Spike* …

[*Insert “wrecking ball” every time you hear “egger ba”.]

Miley …